Duh, you need a longer shovel for those bastards. Hellcats, just listen to the sounds coming out of that thing.

Got invited to an art show. You should come too:

For the first months at the start of this decade, Artists Wanted mounted an international search for the worlds most compelling Self Portraits. What was discovered is phenomenal. Artists from over 70 countries submitted work ranging from painting, to sculpture to performance to photographs. The range and depth of work was phenomenal and we are pleased to present the best of that process.

Friday, March 12th, from 7pm through 10pm,
you are invited to:

Self : Expressed
Open House Gallery
201 Mulberry St. in Manhattan.

For a map, click here.

rsvp: info@artistswanted.org

found on craigslist’s FREE Stuff:

Date: 2010-03-08, 10:31PM EST
Reply to: sale-hyecn-1635263988@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

I recently came into possession of this extremely creepy picture my ex-roommate bought at a tag sale for $10. It was purchased from a home in Katonah and I have no idea who the lovely couple is in the photograph. I believe it could be haunted or possessed. I always hated this thing and left it facing the wall because I did not want to have it watching me. The eyes of the picture follow you as you walk around the room. I will be moving soon and do not want to throw this thing away for fear of being cursed. If you are into the paranormal or just want a really creepy conversation piece, then this is the picture for you. 28″x32″. Please take this burden off my shoulders.

P.S. If you are equally as frightened of this photo but have advice on how to dispose of it properly (without having my soul forever damned) any advice would be greatly appreciated.

• Location: North Salem
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

…woah.

Probably the best Alfred Hitchcock Presents I’ve seen so far.

And sign up for classes at http://www.uproarart.org/

I’m teaching a comic book class geared toward kids ages 10-14: http://www.uproarart.org/?page_id=8

Fun stuff, and you might learn something too.