“Gemini  -  June 26, 2009

Even though you might have to work today, dear Gemini, you should still try and take things fairly easy. You are just not ready to embrace your workload with your usual vigor. Be sure to eat a healthy breakfast and lunch, as your body may be rebelling from some recent indulgences. Soup and a salad are advisable for lunch, along with plenty of water. By day’s end, you will feel your energy begin to return.”

Needless to say. I got drunk and sang Michael Jackson songs at karaoke all last night…. At least I think I did.